SENT TO : THE OFFICE OF GOV. ARNOLD SCWARZENEGGER Dear Governor Schwarzenegger, First allow me to say how much I enjoyed visiting your native country when I had the chance to go there last summer. I saw tons of Kangaroos and threw a boomerang. I brought a didgery-do back for my brother Dennis, and [...]
Archive for March, 2009
GAY MARRAIGE
Posted in Uncategorized on March 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Children Vs. Bear Traps
Posted in Uncategorized on March 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
To: Farifax County Virginia Chairwoman Sharon Bulova Dear Chairwoman Bulova, First off allow me to congratulate you on your hard fought electoral victory. I don’t vote out of fear that the government is scanning our brains when we enter the voting booth and then selling the information to the Red Chinese, but if I did [...]
Meerkat Football
Posted in Uncategorized on March 2, 2009 | 1 Comment »
To: Gumball.com Dear Gumball.com, Over the past few months I have been training my pet meerkats to play football. I currently own 20 meerkats and have had great success in teaching them to line up in play formations and compete using a tiny little pigskin. They play in teams of ten and play [...]
